That's the SECOND time now that I've been five-pin bowling and thrown a ball that passed between two pins without knocking any over!

A story told by someone in my dream last night:

"It was back a few years ago now that there was a sort of pretty, flowey dress that was extremely popular with the ladies. It seemed that everywhere you go, you saw at least one or two women wearing one. Well, one evening I was eating at a fancy restaurant, and I found myself sitting next to an extremely pretty young woman.
At one point, I got up from the table and left my napkin on the seat. When I returned, I sat down and, fearing I had something on my mouth - and wanting to make a good impression on our hosts - I reached for what I thought was my napkin and wiped my mouth off.
I glanced to the side towards the extremely pretty girl, and was shocked to see an expression of outrage on her face! She was glaring at me as if I had performed some greivous sin. Curious as to what I could have done, I asked her what was wrong. And she said:
'you're using MY napkin!'
And then she stormed out of the restaurant."

Hrm... comments on my previous LJ entry have been getting replies that seem bot-built... same comment from multiple odd LJ accounts that I've never seen before. I wonder if this is some sort of LJ virus?

You know, I feel like I can be a bit confusing in some ways, to some people. I'll focus on one thing for now though!

I cook a LOT. Nearly every day of the week, in fact. And I cook things that are complicated, fancy, and generally fairly tasty. I eat well, and the general association with people who eat well is that they love to eat.

But I can have extremely tasty foods, snacks, etc. sitting in my apartment for days, even weeks, and I don't eat them. I don't even think about them. I have, in the past, regularly forgotten to eat at all! Is this the behaviour of a person who loves to eat?

I think I've come to a realisation though. I don't cook fancy stuff because I love to eat. No, I think I actually see eating as something 'necessary'. And, if it's necessary, I might as well eat things that are more interesting and tasty.

That was my random thuoght for the day! Dancing was fun last night!

Why do I feel so strongly that I'm upsetting/angering people today?

Alright folks, here it is.

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Taken verbatim out of a Liberal Party leaflet, from the sub-section titled: Liberals are the only alternatives to Harper's Conservatives

"We can not allow those NDP socialists to gain another seat and the balance of power."

To actually say "I don't know how this could have been coordinated better" and "if I have to bring subs back it will cost me more and I'll expect to be compensated"

...

Is this guy for real? Does he simply not understand that he's a SCREW UP?!

You MOVED A FUCKING WALL that was NECESSARY on the upper floor to hold up another wall! Seriously, you don't think you've made a mistake? You don't think that, maybe, you should have come to us BEFORE doing that? You DON'T KNOW how it could have been coordinated better?!

If this is a fairly reputable contractor here in St. John's, I don't want to ever have to deal with a shady one..........

Well everyone, I think it's time to share a fun little story.

Sonya and I were on our way down to the mall for a coffee and a wander. We were walking down a street which is primarily council housing (lots of low-income families and the like) which was mostly empty save for a teenaged boy jumping up and down on a pogo stick and a younger boy sitting on the edge of one of the lawns.

Note that I walk down this street likely every day or so, but never exchange words with the residents (who look at me like I'm something rather alien a lot of the time). As such, many of them probably know me by sight, but by nothing else.

Well, as we walked between the two boys, I heard the younger one who was sitting on the edge of the lawn chanting...

"Anthony's a whore.....

Anthony's a whore.....

Anthony's a whore....."

And..... that's all I have to say about that one!

CONTRACTORS MAKE ME WANT TO KILL!!!!!